February 2012
Watchboatboatboatboatboat:
secret-sarahmonials:
i can’t stop laughing
oh my god oh my god
Good morning.
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Watchjoshishollywood:
how do you
that’s not
that’s now how birthdays
it’s not two february 28ths
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here's the ugly truth, all
nom-chompsky:
you want to think you’re well-loved and creative like leslie
you want to think you’re an attractive and endearing numbers robot nerd like ben
you want to think you don’t give a fuck like ron
you want to think you’re hilarious with a lake house and a benz and men to fill it like donna
you want to think your dry humor cuts to the core like april
you want to think that every...
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Working for E.On is wonderful and great, by the way! I was kidding all those other times.
fuuuuuuck my section manager knows that this...
help
help me
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Mum: Victor. Dad: Yeah? Mum: I bought a jar of stem ginger in syrup. Have you eaten it all? Dad: [guilty silence]
Being at home is weirdly hilarious.
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Struggling with what to wear today. Should I go for something pretty and slightly Valentine’s Day themed or should I just wear a t-shirt, jeans and Converse?
Which better depicts how incredibly okay I am with being single?
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Has someone made a joke yet connecting the OWS/I am the 99% thing and those kitchen/bathroom cleaners that claim to kill 99.9% of bacteria? That must already exist, right? Some kind of comic depicting tons of dying bacteria holding signs saying WE ARE THE 99.9% or something like that, I don’t know.
The books thing is good but I don’t really read that much and most of what I do read is like stuff that everyone’s read i.e. Harry Potter. So I don’t know if I can make a whole worthwhile video on my favourite books but it will at least be A SEGMENT
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Oh my God I literally cannot think of anything to...
What would people like to see me do/talk about in a four minute video?
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“Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” was the best-selling single by a...”
– Whitney Houston Is Dead, Autostraddle.com (via hellofditties)
I used to listen to “I Will Always Love You” so much as a kid but for some reason “I Have Nothing” is what started playing in my head when I heard the news.
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I’ve been making my tea with brown sugar the past couple of days. I’d kind of quite like it to become a thing of mine, like I always have brown sugar in my tea. And a lot of the time people would find it like weird and fussy when they’re like “Sugar?” and I’m like “yeah, oh, sorry, do you have brown sugar though?”. But then maybe one day some nice...
laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had...
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Peppermint schnapps always sounds so delicious to me but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it for sale in the UK.
If I’m wrong about at least one of these things I guess everything’s fine.
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stiltonsoup replied to your post: It’s this time of year that I’m glad that I’m kind…
this is sort of depressing.
Is it? It feels like a win to me.
It’s this time of year that I’m glad that I’m kind of normal/dumb-looking/have the face of a toddler because like it’s impossible to look cool when you skid/full-on slip over in the snow even if you’re beautiful and tall and thin and can leave the house with no make-up and you’re wearing the first thing you grabbed when you got out of bed and you look more...